The Big Dumb Bar

Primal - Famfrit - Lavender Beds - Ward 28 Plot 6

Primal - Famfrit - The Goblet - Ward 23 Plot 53

ON The BIG Dumb Bar FC <NSFW>

Third Try's FC house functions as a dance club & bar, rentable venue space, therapist office, or dentist if you're into that.Our FC is a fun group of experienced and new players alike who enjoy the full range of content in FFXIV. There is something for everybody, and everybody is helpful!
And hot!Inquire about the FC with Sqwib or Sin!

On Sqwib, the Big dumb boy

Sqwib is the latest culinary bad boy to hit the fine dining scene of Eorzea. Having been awarded 69 michelin stars as a chef, he decided to reinvent the liquid-to-body delivery experience.
A fascination with bartending and hunger for impeccable interior design led him to The Big Dumb Bar; where he serves up award winning avant-garde mixology and provocative cuisine, all in an intimate psychedelic setting.
Sqwib constantly shatters expectations everywhere he goes, forcing the world to question everything they know about food, pants, and life.

All food and drink at the Big Dumb Bar are made with love by Sqwib, with ingredients gathered and fished by hand. He lives for this shit and would love to take you fishing.

"Sqwib is an effortlessly sexy chef who doesn't let his looks or illiteracy get in the way of his passion for fine cuisine."
Gordon Ramsay

"He's like that show Food Wars but in real life!"
Gandalf

"The best meal I ever had was cooked by Sqwib, he cooked everything in all of my cookbooks in 10 minutes and saved my marriage!"
Ina Garten

"He found me lost in the Adirondacks and nursed me to health with delicous brioche, I would have never made it out of there if not for his kindness."
Seabiscuit

-Gamba-

To play, purchase The Third Shot, /random 3 times; if your 3rd roll is higher than your first and second rolls, YOU WIN 75,000g!

ServiceDescriptionCost
VIPAccess to upstairs and all rooms, free drinks for you and 1 guest100,000g
Rent-a-SqwibSchedule to rent Sqwib in-game for 30 minutes1,000,000g
CateringHire Sqwib for an event you're having!1,000,000g per hour

Prices are set under marketboard rate

Music Playlists
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More to come, I love recomendations and talking about music!